Unlucky in Kentucky

Let's begin by saying that Sarab is a good driver. No, he's a great driver. He's safe, conscientious, and has stamina for days behind the wheel. He does, however, have a healthy fear of the middle line, and, by logical extension, cars passing him on the left or coming the other way.

We've gotten on his case for years about it, but it finally took a run-in with the law in the great state of Kentucky for him to change his ways. Fortunately, cameras were ready. And yes, we gave the cop a CD. He was psyched.