Look at Tricky Dick go! My high school English teacher, Barry Bergh, was a speechwriter for Nixon, and he was actually the one who ended up letting the FBI into the Oval Office to recover the Watergate tapes. My teacher therefore has gone down in history as "that son-of-a-bitch Bergh". True story. What a rockstar
But this is all beside the point! Our new album 'Loneliest Generation' is OUT in stores and SPINNING on the radio in at least a handful of cities so far. And YOU, yes you, can have one in your hot little hand if you come to our NYC CD Release Party at Brooklyn Bowl this Friday, May 21st! Comedian Craig Baldo is MCing the night, and Jupiter One will be opening the show. Showtime 9pm. It's gonna be an amazing night, and it's only $5 ADMISSION! Can't argue with that, folks.
And if you have to let the FBI into the venue at some point during the night, do it. You'll be upholding justice and sticking it to the man.
